11: Weird American Thing #2: More dogs than kids

25 November 2017

This one is very closely related to Weird American Thing #1 and was relayed to us via Victor — our moustachioed Mexican tour guide from yesterday. Apparently San Francisco has more dogs than kids (definition of kids not provided). While it is apparently a close count, I think that qualifies as weird.

Having watched the first two rebooted Planet of the Apes movies on the flight over, where hyper-intelligent apes rebel and effectively take over San Francisco, I’m having some disturbing thoughts about whether the next time I visit San Francisco it will be the humans wearing the leashes in public areas.

Food for deep and serious thought I’m sure you would agree …


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